vikki is a gender neutral name
~secret/non-confrontational veg*ns 4ever~

  • making people like us with our vegan baked goods that we bake “just in case anybody has any food intolerances”
  • using “I’m lactose intolerant and I had a bad experience with eggs once” as an alternative to “I’m vegan” whenever it’s applicable
  • avoiding social events that involve food so you won’t have to deal with people giving you shit for not eating meat/dairy/eggs
  • living in caves with no company other than a stockpile of chocolate soymilk and lentils
  • only travelling under the cloak of night
  • it’s a lonely life but hey someone’s gotta do it